Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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