why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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