My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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