Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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