oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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