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Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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