that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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