I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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