He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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