thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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