I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
