Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
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