That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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