Yo dont text me then not text me
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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