But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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