It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I want a musical about memes.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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