Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I think your dad took our porno
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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