Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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