How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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