There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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