she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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