we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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