This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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