The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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