Dual....:-)
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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