that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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