Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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