you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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