People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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