I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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