But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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