For those of you who find stantheman's post humorous, imagine waking up everyday to a breakfast of midget heads, knowing you've got a grueling day of churning out enough vanilla pudding to appease the whip-cracking semi-retarded transvestites left in charge of us... and then imagine that by some sick joke sent down from heaven, your arms are too short to masturbate with... so you're forced to hump your breakfast instead of eat it... *sigh* my life...
Nice stantheman, although I use vanilla pudding as currency to fund my gorilla army. They're tactics are lacking, but there armed to the teeth with ancient aztec weapons, which they're most skilled in using. I plan on raiding on vanilla puddig production facility and stealing the queen midget that's laying all the eggs.
Ed Harken: A lot of you have been hearing the affiliates complaining about a lack of diversity on the news team. \nChamp Kind: What in the hell's diversity? \nRon Burgundy: Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era. \nEd Harken: Ron, I would be surprised if the affiliates were concerned about the lack of an old, old wooden ship, but nice try.
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