What tipped you off? The sombrero?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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