just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
My breasts were aching with rage.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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