Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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