Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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