I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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