brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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