did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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