There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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