we made out on top of his cat.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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