This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
one might say we're banned from that church
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Randomize
