Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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