Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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