So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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