True but thats because hes a fetus.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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