her vagine was all disorganized.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Randomize