He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Princesses don't give blow jobs
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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