just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I need to stop coming to work sober
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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