the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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