We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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