there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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