So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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