Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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