sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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