This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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