i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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