If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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