I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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